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Carefree

Carefree
Where-ever you may be
We are the famous CFC
And we don't give a fuck
Who-ever you may be
Cause we are the famous CFC


Battersea

I am a Chelsea boy and that is all I'll ever be
So dont you greedy bastards move my club to Battersy
My heart is at the Bridge and it's there that it will stay
As the blues go marching on on on



Obi Mikel

Hates United, United, United, United
United, United
Loves Chelsea
Obi, Obi, Obi Mikel


Tune
Gianfranco Zola lalalala
Gianfranco Zola lalalalala


Zola on Youtube

Lampard

Super, super Frank
Super, super Frank
Super, super Frank
Super Franky Lampard


Lampard on Youtube

J. Cole

He's here, he's there
He's every fucking where
Joey Cole, Joey Cole


J. Cole on Youtube

Kalou

He comes from the Ivory Coast Kalou, Kalou
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu
He crossed the ball from the left
It landed right on Riise's head
That's why we love Salomon Kalou
Kalou on Youtube

Super Chelsea

And it's super Chelsea
Super Chelsea FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen

Oh West London

Oh west London (oh west London)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh west London is wonderful
Full of tits, fanny and Chelsea
Oh west London is wonderful


Oh east London (oh east London)
Is full of shit (is full of shit)
Oh east London is full of shit
Full of shit, shit and more shit
Oh east London is full of shit


Oh West London on Youtube

Born Is The King

Up from The Shed came a rising star
Scoring goals past Pat Jennings from near and far
And Chelsea won like we knew they would
And the star of that great team was Peter Osgood


Osgood Osgood, Osgood Osgood
Born is the king of Stamford Bridge

Born Is The King on Youtube

In Your Liverpool Slums

In your Liverpool slums
You look in a dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums


In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
In your Liverpool slums


In your Liverpool slums
You wear a shell suit and have got curly hair
All of your kids are in council care
In your Liverpool slums


In your Liverpool slums
There's piss on the pavement and shit on the path
You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums


In Your Liverpool Slums on Youtube
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky
But like West Ham they fade and die
Tottenham always running, Arsenal running too
We are the Chelsea boot boys and we're coming after you

Feed A Scouser

Feed a scouser
Do they know it's Christmas time


You Are A Scouser

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser
You're only happy, on giro day
Your mum's out stealing, your dads' out dealing
Oh please dont take my hubcaps away


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If I Had The Wings

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Tottenham tomorrow and shit on those bastards below
Shit on, shit on
I'd shit on those bastards below (below)
Shit on, shit on
I'd shit on those bastards below (below)


His Name Is
His name is Tommy Baldwin and he's the leader of the team (what team)
The finest football team the world has ever seen
We're the Fulham road supporters and we're louder than the Kop (what Kop)
And if you want to argue we'll kill the fucking lot


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We All Hate Leeds

We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds, Leeds and Leeds
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
We all fucking hate Leeds

You're Just A Small Team

You're just a small team in Putney
Small team in Putney
You're just a small team in Putney

You Only Live Round The Corner

Live round the corner
you only live round the corner

Chim Chimeny

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim chereu
We hate those bastards in claret and blue

'Ello 'Ello

'Ello 'ello we are the Chelsea boys
'Ello 'ello we are the Chelsea boys
And if you are a Tottenham fan
Surrender or you'll die
We all follow the Chelsea


'Ello 'Ello on Youtube

If You're Standing

If you're standing
On a corner
With a red scarf round your neck
Chelsea boys will come and get ya
And we'll break your fucking neck

Fuck 'Em All

Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
Man U West Ham Liverpool
'Cause we are the Chelsea
And we are the best
We are the Chelsea so fuck all the rest


Fuck 'Em All on Youtube

We All Follow The Chelsea

We all follow the Chelsea
Over land and sea (and Leicester)
We all follow the Chelsea
Onto Victory (altogether now)


We All Follow The Chelsea on Youtube

We're The...

We're the west side
We're the west side
We're the west side of The Shed


We're the middle
We're the middle
We're the middle of The Shed


We're the east side
We're the east side
We're the east side of The Shed

Blue Day

The only place to be 
Every other Saturday 
Is strolling down the Fulham Road 
Meet your mates and have a drink 
Have a moan and start to think 
Will there ever be a blue tomorrow


We've waited so long 
But we'd wait for ever 
Our blood is blue and 
We would leave you never 
And when we make it 
It'll be together, oh oh oh 


Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea
We're gonna make this a blue day 
Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea 
We're gonna make this a blue day 


We've got some memories 
Albeit from the seventies when 
Ossie and co restored our pride 
Now we've got hope and a team
And suddenly it's not a dream 

We'll keep the blue flag flying high 


We've waited so long 
But we'd wait for ever 
Our blood is blue and 
We would leave you never 
And when we make it 
It'll be together, oh oh oh 


Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea
We're gonna make this a blue day 
Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea
We're gonna make this a blue day 


Now even in heaven 
Is blue today, you should 
Hear the Chelsea roar 
Hear the Chelsea roar...


Blue Day on Youtube

Blue Flag

Where every they go
We'll follow our team
We are the Chelsea and we are supreme
We'll never be mastered
By no northern bastards
We'll keep the blue flag flying high


Flying high up in the sky
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Web-er-ly
We'll keep the blue flag flying high


Blue Flag on Youtube

Blue Is The Colour

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'Cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name


Here at the Bridge whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play
You're welcome any day


Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'Cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name


Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone


Blue Is The Colour on Youtube

10 Men Went To Mow

One man went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
One man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow


Two men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow


Three men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow


Four men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow


Five men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow


Six men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow


Seven men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow


Eight men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
Spot
Went to mow a meadow


Nine men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow


Ten men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow
Ten men, nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog
Spot
Went to mow a meadow


10 Men Went To Mow on Youtube

Who's That Team

Who's that team they call the Chelsea
Who's that team we all adore
We're the boys in blue and white and we fight with all our might
And we're gonna show the world how to score


Bring on the Tottenham or the Arsenal
Bring on the scousers by the score (by the score)
Barcelona, Real Madrid
Tottenham are a bunch of Yids
Yiddos Yiddos...


Who's That Team on Youtube

We'll be Running Around

We'll be running around Tottenham with our willy's hanging out
We'll be running around Tottenham with our willy's hanging out
We'll be running around Tottenham
Running around Tottenham
Running around Tottenham with our willy's hanging out


Singing I've got foreskin haven't you (no you ain't)
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you (no you ain't)
Singing I've got foreskin
I've got foreskin
I've got foreskin haven't you (no you ain't)


The Shit From Tottenham

The shit from Tottenham went to Rome to see the Pope
The shit from Tottenham went to Rome to see the Pope
The shit from Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said: 'fuck off'


The Shit From Tottenham on Youtube

When Wise

When Wise
Went up
To lift the FA Cup
We were there
We were there

Celery

Celery, Celery
If she don't come
I'll tickle her bum
With a lump of celery


Celery on Youtube
My old man said be a Tottenham fan
I said fuck off bollocks, you're a cunt
We'll take the North Stand in half a minute
We'll take the South End and all that's in it
With hatchets and hammers
Carving knives and spanners
We'll show them Tottenham bastards what to do
You'll be dead in a minute, if your hearts not in it
And you're not wearing the blue

My Old Man Version 1

My old man said be a Chelsea fan
And don't dilly-dally on the way
We'll take the Tottenham in half a minute
We'll take the North Bank and all that's in it
With hatchets and hammers
Carving knifes and spanners
We'll show those West Ham bastards how to fight
If you can't take the North bank in half a minute
You can't be a Chelsea fan

You Are My Chelsea

You are my Chelsea
My only Chelsea
You may me happy
When sky's are grey
I'll never notice
How much I love you
Until you've taken my Chelsea away


You Are My Chelsea on Youtube

Build A Bonfire

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Stick a yiddo on the top
Put West Ham in the middle
And then burn the fucking lot

We Are The Shed End

We are the Shed End
The famous Shed End
For those with blue blood
Inside their veins
Fuck off you tourists
And glory hunters
Til only Chelsea supporters remain


Tune

When I Was Young

When I was young
And had no sense
I bought a flute for 50 pence
The only tune that I could play
Was fuck the Pope and the IRA


When I Was Young on Youtube

Come Along

Come along, Come along
Come along and sing this song
We're the boys in blue from Division Two
But we won't be staying long


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